Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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