Don't you send me to vm
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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