Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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