she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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