i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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