just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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