I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
