Dual....:-)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
