I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
youre lurking in front of me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
