Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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