I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
