Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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