we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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