My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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