Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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