Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dick very happy bro
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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