wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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