Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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