i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
pray to the hookup gods
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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