Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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