im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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