According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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