Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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