the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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