remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have already put on my inside pants.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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