She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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