we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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