Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
