You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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