Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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