you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
dude. I can hear the air.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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