He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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