How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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