i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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