Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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