I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I need to align my fucking chakras
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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