I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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