Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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