Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
do nipples grow back?
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