Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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