New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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