Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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