So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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