And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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