Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Congratulations! We have a period
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