Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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