I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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