I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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