is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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