Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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