4 words: hood of his car
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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