But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hell yes lets make some ravioli
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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