haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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