I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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